Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Greetings...(First Blog)


Greetings from the goddess above, Demeter, I don’t really know how to work these “blog” objects, but i will tell you a little bit about myself. My name is Demeter, i am the goddess of corn, grain, and harvest. My mommy is Rhea and my daddy is Chronus. I have a daughter whose name is Persephone, but she is forced to spend four months a year in the underworld because of an idiot named Hades. He abducted her from me and forced her to be his wife, what a creep. I kind of blew a gasket and put a curse on him. Anyways, I have red hair, wear a blue dress, and have a flower crown. The others describe me as beautiful and mature. I have several hotties that follow me around, including Zeus and Poseidon, dang they are fine. Since I am a goddess, yes I do have powers of course. The powers i possess include superhuman strength, and being able to cross between barriers of the world to alter my form of age. The most effective power i have is being able to control the crops with my emotions, so i suggest that i am kept happy or else no food for you. Okay, okay I think I have shared enough of my life with you earthlings, I can hear some corn problems going on so I should excuse myself from this blog for a short period. Goodbye for now.